Random Things: Where the Mess is Always Real

You Asked for it: Accidentally Set Own Prophets on Fire

Well, we can't exactly say it was an accident. But it was definitely a thing.

Apparently, the prophets had it coming. They were just too good at being right.

Now, the world is a brighter, more confusing place. Enjoy the chaos!

Want more of this mess? Accidentally Set Prophets on Fire 2 is a sequel for the ages.

Or maybe you'd like to see Messier Things, because, why not?

Prophet's Guide to Not Getting Set on Fire

• 1. Don't be too good at predicting the future.
• 2. Avoid wearing flammable clothing.
• 3. Never trust a person who carries a torch.